the absurdity of licking Greek yogurt off my hand and fingers

because I am unwilling to miss out on the tiniest dollop of this white gold; it is SO high in protein!!!

I am such a glutton of the right foods at the right times. I think I have the science down now.

There are strawberries under there (in the yogurt, not the eggs) and cocoa-flax oats in the Alfredo jar.